Admit it, is there a better triple entendre??? I mean a word that can mean hot dog, penis or Dachshund? PUH-lease, there is nothing better. AND it is so dang fun to say “WIENER, WIENER, WIENER”- I ...
Up your Nose with a Rubber Hose
So I did it, I went on a business trip during the Whole 30- days 7-10. Wasn’t that bad, mainly because I cheated. Not on food, but I was in Texas so I felt that a skinny margarita or 3 were in order. ...
Make-Up Artists are Crack Dealers
So last night since I wasn’t eating or drinking and I really needed to cover up my sun damage and undereye circles, I went to the mall to buy concealer (ONE THING)…..and yep, you called it, walked out ...
King of the Avocado
It may be just me, but if I accomplish all of the below 4 things in terms of avocados I feel like I could rule the world: Buy the right number of and perfectly sized avocados at the right time so ...