Day 10- Whoop, Whoop! “What an incredible cinderella story! The normally reserved Augusta crowd is going wild.” …1/3 of the way through. 10 days with no dairy, no carbs, no grains, no sugar and no alcohol.Feeling really good, but ain’t gonna lie wanting some bread and cheese reallllll bad. It is a like a crack dealer in my head “come here little girl, want a piece of vermont sharp chedder “. As luck would have it I have a cough/ sore throat allergy thing happening and every… single cough drop has sugar or fake sweetner in it. I was millimeters away from popping that lemon-honey RI-CO-LA into my mouth until my University of Colorado 4 yrs of education/skiiing kicked in with the realization that HONEY=SUGAR. I didn’t do it- that is willpower people- I ain’t no cheater. A public service announcement to family, close friends and especially coworkers: MY THRESHHOLD FOR STUPID IS AT AN ALLTIME LOW! You have been warned. If you invite me to a meeting to review something that could have been covered in email, send an email with elementary school level grammer mistakes or even think of saying “thats a great quesiton” before you answer it….I pray for you. Today is also the first day of school, and a line I am stealing from Glennon Doyle Melton, “SO LONG SUCKERS”!