Day 9 or T-21 til a wheat thin..depending on your perspective: BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!…I’m not dead yet. I think I have successfully slayed what they refer to in the Whole 30 as my “Sugar Dragon”…but that bitch is mad and she is hun-gray for her processed/trans fat crackers dammit. Everyone find their coats, secure your blankets…I made my own kethcup- you heard that right I MADE MY OWN KETHCUP. Now don’t come over trying to dip your McDonald french frys in it and expect to… be wowed but once you have spiralized, seasoned and baked your own sweet potato fries it taste like nector of the Gods- if you close your eyes real tight. Honestly I can live with it. I have to say I have never felt better in my life physically, mentally, etc- I mean you feel like dance on the table kind of good. (My table dancing days are over but if you have never tried it- it is fun) So yesterday I told the kids we were going to make weekly “Whole 30 playlists” to jam out to in the car during our daily round trips to Whole Foods. Everyone got to pick 2 songs…except Doug, since he wasn’t in the car…and because I like to be in charge. So here is where we ended up for this week- the kids picked all our “go-tos” so I had to add in a slow one to bring us on home:
-Zach Brown Band: Homegrown
-Flo Rida: My House
-Maren Morris: My Church
-Montell Jorden: This is how we do it **also my all time favorite song…also a good table dancing selection;-)
-Pistol Annies: Takin Pills
-Susan Tedeschi: Angel from Montgomery
Please note, my musical tastes are varied and some of these songs you may say are not appropriate for children but my feeling is if the sunroof is open and you have a 3 and 10 yr clapping and singing and smiling in the car..it’s a good song!