Day 13- “Real tomato Ketchup Eddie?”…I am dreaming of ketchup and seriously didn’t really think I even like ketchup that much until the Whole 30. It is like the forbidden fruit. I remember when Molly was little and if you put ketchup on anything she would eat it. It was like its own food group- she even ate broccoli once with ketchup on it, but also ate her own boogers, so don’t put a lot of clout in her culinary preferences. It’s Saturday and I am about to go to my best fr…iend, Edith’s, yoga class, She is a specimen of health and fitness who basically lives on Whole30 like 85% of the time, which I always knew must be really hard, but after 13 days I realize I need to be much, much, nicer to her….can you imagine how much she misses wheat thins??
I was lying in bed last night thinking about this Ellen Degeneres stand up bit she did years ago when she talks about how you realize how boring you are when you record your thoughts before sleep. So here were mine last night:
I love this pillow, I love this bed, I love wheat thins, I wonder if the bed can tell I am thinner? What will I have for breakfast? I really like toast. Do you think there is anyone who doesn’t like toast? No way, everyone likes toast. My kids are great. I love Dougie. I love this pillow. I love wheat thins. and cheese, and Bradley Cooper. Do you think Bradley Cooper would eat toast in bed with me?
Here are my 3 things for today:
1. What makes me pee my pants? Ellen Degeneres, literally everything she does. But here is one of my favorites:
2. Something I love? Same as #1.
3. Pet Peeve? Whenever there is a tragedy (plane crash, train wreck, earthquake, etc.) and the news specifies how many Americans are among the dead or missing- and I just want to scream “WHO CARES WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS”….like the tragedy would be more or less horrible based on someone’s nationality. Just bugs the Shit out of me!!